Tuesday, November 8, 2011

NaNoButtKicko

Are you stalled?  Go to the Get Your BUTT-KICKING Here thread at the NaNoWriMo forums - the funniest entertainment since Family Guy.

You might get sergeant AniRemi:
*KICK*

Aw, the poor little wrimo got caught up in the forums? DID YOU SIGN UP FOR NANOWRIMO, OR NANO-WHINE-O? YOU LITTLE DIRTBAG! I don't want to see your horrid little Running-Man-With-a-Pencil face crawlin' back to this forum until you get some words in! I got three words for you, recruit, and you better read 'em and understand 'em:
Write. Or. Die.

or the spork-loving Kiriona:
YOU GET YOUR SORRY BEHIND OFF THE INTERNETS RIGHT NOW! NANO IS WRITEY WRITEY TIME! NOT CLICKY CLICKY WASTEY TIME TIME!

So you get out of there, open up your novel and give it the love it deserves! Do you not hear your characters?! They are CRYING! They want attention too!

At this rate, I'm going to need to a butt-kicking for spending so much time reading this thread.

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11 comments:

  1. The first 10000 words were pretty easy for me. Now, I'm a bit stalled. I think I need to write in the morning, since nighttime just isn't working for me right now.

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  2. Haha - that's awesome. Sometimes you need a little tough love to finish NaNo!

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  3. Bahaha! This is why I can't do NaNo. Too many distractions for enforced writing. It needs to be there for me. The writing needs to be the distraction.

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  4. Hilarious - it's so easy to get caught up in "distractions."

    Good luck with NaNo!

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  5. Funny! I need to type more instead of clicky-clicky-time wasting, myself. I think I need a WIP drill sergeant...

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  6. Hahaha! That's some fabulous butt-kicking there. LOVE IT!

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  7. Butt kicking has been received. Rubbing arse and returned to my novel.

    And I am so exciting for and about Ali's book launch. YAY!

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  8. LMAO @ "NOT CLICKY CLICKY WASTEY TIME TIME!"

    *back to writing*

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  9. Ha ha! I love this! Happy to be in NaNoRevMo with you. :)

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  10. I need the "kick-my-butt-off-the-internet" all the time, not just in November!

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