You might get sergeant AniRemi:
*KICK*
Aw, the poor little wrimo got caught up in the forums? DID YOU SIGN UP FOR NANOWRIMO, OR NANO-WHINE-O? YOU LITTLE DIRTBAG! I don't want to see your horrid little Running-Man-With-a-Pencil face crawlin' back to this forum until you get some words in! I got three words for you, recruit, and you better read 'em and understand 'em:
Write. Or. Die.
or the spork-loving Kiriona:
YOU GET YOUR SORRY BEHIND OFF THE INTERNETS RIGHT NOW! NANO IS WRITEY WRITEY TIME! NOT CLICKY CLICKY WASTEY TIME TIME!
So you get out of there, open up your novel and give it the love it deserves! Do you not hear your characters?! They are CRYING! They want attention too!
At this rate, I'm going to need to a butt-kicking for spending so much time reading this thread.
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Coming on Saturday: The Ali Cross BECOME Tour stops here!
I've got a guest post from Ali about her journey to self-publication and a GIVEAWAY. That means FREE.
I've got a guest post from Ali about her journey to self-publication and a GIVEAWAY. That means FREE.